Saturday, 3 September 2011

Whom not to have extra-marital sex with


Women should only fuck a man who uses contraception without having to be asked. If he tries to fuck you without a condom, it means he is 


1. irresponsible


2. doesn't intend to fuck you more than once


3. doesn't intend to give you his contact details


4. wants to knock you up


5. is just stupid


You are a cheap stupid slut if you let someone like that fuck you unless you know he is a celebrity you can sue for child maintenance.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

6. And is Julian Assange...Allegedly