Tuesday, 7 December 2010

Would anyone like to nominate me for the New Year's Honours List?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/pm/2010/11/the_ipm_new_years_honour.shtml


Possible reasons for you to nominate me:


  1. best Facebook entertainer around 
  2. thought-provoking 
  3. speaking the truth without fear or favour 
  4. standing up for people who are badly treated, eg taxpayers, BNP, UKIP, Muslims, even extremely unpopular people such as MPs in the name of free speech 
  5. my creative, practical and effective solutions to national as well as international problems 
  6. my knowledge of theology, philosophy, politics 
  7. my ambition to create a new state religion for the British that will have something for everyone even the pagans and atheist
  8. my slogan "Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Eine Partei"  
  9. my coining of the phrase that Cameron is a "cunt of convictionless Conservatism"  
  10. my idea of legalising brothel-keeping and having superbrothels such as Pascha 
  11. my potential to be winner of the Nobel Peace Prize and bring about world peace 
  12. my wonderful ideas to bring about global environmental sustainability
  13. my ability to get to the heart of the matter of the problem with democracy.
In the process of building up a Cult of Personality, I need the help of my many online friends whom I will reward when I am in power, with honours, official positions, partners, perhaps even power and anything that is appropriate and pleasing to them that they might conceivably want that it is in my power to grant them ...

4 comments:

Adolfo said...

Andromeda,
I should have known. Now, you are showing your true colors. You never wanted to save the UK from its sorry ass condition but to get power. I guess you have even fantasized about being crowned in Westminster Abbey… I mean Westminster Mosque, having the Archbishop of Canterbury… I mean the Ayatollah of Canterbury placing Saint Edward's Crown on your head, and being given the title of Her Majesty Andromeda the First, by the Grace of Allah, of Great Britain, Ireland and the British Dominions beyond the Seas Queen, Defender of the Islamic Reformed Faith.
Well, just in case you get there… I would like to get a royal permission to open brothels in the UK, and one British island in the Caribbean.
Yours.

Claire Khaw said...

Granted, Adolfo!

I would need to get into power to save the British nation, wouldn't I?

Tilo Reber said...

ROFL. You are a hoot Claire. And I will grant that you are refreshing, even if I don't agree with many of your ideas. I tried to post this on your other site, but I'm not sure it took. What do you think about the Sharia method of having the husband finalize a divorce by saying "I divorce you" three times?

A couple of more questions. Is that makeup on those beautiful eyes? Will Muslim men agree to that?

When you get into power, how will we know that it is you?

Claire Khaw said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_talaq shows that the procedure for divorce is not universally accepted amongst Muslims.

Please understand that I intend to ADAPT Koranic principles for the West so the Islam in the West that I have in mind is not the worst of Islam that you hate and fear, and I favour the method of serving a petition for divorce after the usual threats of divorce are uttered.

You can find me on Facebook, Tito, if you want to see what I really look like.