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CLAIRE KHAW'S IDEAS TO IMPROVE LIFE IN BRITAIN, EVENTUALLY
1. Reintroduce public executions.
2. Reintroduce public floggings.
3. Reintroduce fault in divorce.
4. Establish soup kitchens so that no one actually starves.
5. Establish Labour Exchange Centres, ie provide a FREE service locally and nationally that puts someone who wants a job in touch with someone who wants a job done.
6. Make bastardy a disgrace.
7. Introduce of a system of charity broking so that someone with spare dosh can give to someone in need of it, a bit like Eye Need. http://www.eyeadvertise.co.uk/
8. Establish local and national marriage bureaux to encourage marriage.
9. Establish a system of Marital Relationship Management. Under this system all couples will have to appoint a mutually agreed Friend of the Marriage (a mutual friend before the marriage would be ideal) to whom they can complain about each other. This Friend of the Marriage will make a record of events and opinions, as well as make helpful and conciliatory suggestions so that the couple stay married. However, if this is impossible, a record of fault can be established and be taken into account in any divorce settlement. In the event of uxoricide or homicidal widowhood, the court should have a ready-prepared record of the marriage within which may contain evidence of motive as well as a history of violence.
10. Establish a single party state. This means all MPs would be deemed to be a member of only one party, ie the Party of National Interest, which will have a Party Rule Book applicable to all. These rules will protect the rights of individual members from the leader and his cronies and certainly their right to privacy, property, position in the party and free speech. All party whips will be retired. All MPs will have a residential connection to the constituency they represent, and never be parachuted in by the party. All MPs will be subjected to annual elections just like CEOs and other directors at a shareholders' AGM.
12. Establish the New Model Comprehensive as described at http://thevoiceofreason-ann.blogspot.com/2009/02/new-model-comprehensive-by-tories.html
13. Citizens' militias will be established so that they can be called up to keep order. If the CHAVs, NEETs, and single mum sluts, slags and slappers and their feral offspring get restive, the locals who know who they are and where they live will sort them out.
14. Abolish the minimum wage.
15. Reintroduce slavery to ease any possible labour shortages and to make use of the labour of bankrupts and convicted criminals. (A maximum 5 year term of slavery should not be exceeded to protect their yumanrites.)
16. Reintroduce orphanages so those inclined to adopt can see which are the most loveable and youngest ones, without faffing around for 3 years with the Adoption Agency only to be given an emotionally-damaged and disruptive child.
17. Establish Homes for Fallen Women and their Illegitimate Children if these single mothers will not give up their babies to orphanages.
18. Legalise brothel-keeping. http://thebattlefieldoflove.blogspot.com/2010/06/verse-in-koran-implicitly-condones.html