Friday, 22 May 2009

Accidentally on Purpose - now a sitcom!

Holy Moly! There's going to be sitcom out about a slut, slapper and slag who gets knocked up and has the kid.

An increasingly brain-rotted American establishment clearly sees this as something to encourage and emulate. The main character is being played by the undeniably glamorous Jenna Elfman. Were I doing the casting, Roseanne Barr would have been my preferred choice.

I see Uncle Sam staggering, drooling, twitching and convulsing as it dances the St Vitus Dance of the demented and dying ...

I feel certain that the Pilgrim Fathers would hold views similar to mine were they around to express them.

John Bull is doing the same, and the rest of Western civilisation who funds this lifestyle choice of the slattern and the slut.

No doubt the Muslims will sort things out when they take over.




http://www.cbs.com/primetime/fall_preview_2009/index.php?week=1&playvid=4#4

2009 Fall Preview: Accidentally On Purpose - New Fall 2009 Preview

ACCIDENTALLY ON PURPOSE is a comedy starring Golden Globe Award winner Jenna Elfman as Billie, a single woman who finds herself 'accidentally' pregnant after a one-night stand with a much younger guy, and decides to keep the baby and the guy.


http://cinemablend.com/television/2009-Fall-TV-Premiere-Accidentally-On-Purpose-17696.html



Among the series added to CBS’ 2009 fall lineup is a comedy featuring Jenna Elfman. Accidentally On Purpose centers on a woman who has a one-night-stand with a younger guy and ends up pregnant with his baby. She decides to keep the baby and hilarity ensues.

Below is CBS’ description for the series:


Accidentally On Purpose - ACCIDENTALLY ON PURPOSE is a comedy starring Golden Globe Award winner Jenna Elfman as Billie, a single woman who finds herself "accidentally" pregnant after a one-night stand with a much younger guy, and decides to keep the baby... and the guy. A newspaper film critic, Billie is barely surviving a humiliating breakup with her charming boss, James (Grant Show), who's still trying to resume their relationship. Suddenly expecting a child with her "boy toy," Zack, Billie and Zack make an arrangement: to live together platonically. Billie's party girl best friend Olivia, and Abby, her conventional, younger married sister, eagerly look forward to the new addition and offer their own brands of advice and encouragement. But when Zack and his freeloading friends, including Davis, start to turn her place into a frat house, Billie isn't sure if she's living with a boyfriend, a roommate, or if she just has another child to raise.


"Hilarity ensues", eh? So this sort of thing is funny if you are white and in a sitcom set in sunny California, but maybe not so funny if you live in a bad neighbourhood.

Well, this is the sort of excremental mind-rot that comes from the country that gave us the Domino Theory, Neo-Con Francis Fuckyourmama's End of History, Extraordinary Rendition, psychotherapy, political correctness, Creationism, Quantitative Easing and the whole trail of trash.

Too bad the British have had their mind-rotted too with the infection of the worst of American ideas. Most British citizens now resemble their morbidly overweight American cousins, moving golem-like in shopping malls ....

Why oh why does Britain have to gorge itself silly on every turd America excretes?

2 comments:

Andromeda said...

I have been taken to task for saying "Holy Shit!"

I should have made it clear that it was meant to be an echo of Mary's own words, found on her blog post of 20 May 2009 entitled HOW I MET YOUR FATHER, in the last paragraph.

I will take it on the chin about using ladylike language, however!

Darren said...

Hi

Sorry this is off-topic for this post, but I couldn't find an email address to put this question to you.

From your profile: "the Prophet Muhammad sought to improve Christianity by rejecting the Trinity and articulating with greater clarity and detail what we must do in order to get along with others IN THIS LIFE, as well as how to stay well and safe."

I'm curious: could you expand a bit on this?

Thanks,
Darren