Monday, 22 February 2010

Britain a Nation of Whingeing Women and Grasses

If you say something offensive these days, someone will call you a bully. The person who calls you a bully is invariably female because they are the ones who are permanently offended and permanently whingeing. We have turned into a nation of whingeing women and grasses. Naturally, the Chief Executive of the Anti-Bullying Helpline is a WOMAN. No self-respecting man would take the job.

Friday, 5 February 2010

demise of the stiff upper lip

It was precisely this impression that convinced the rest of the world that the English were a superior race.

Stiff upper lip was an aristocratic and masculine virtue. Modern Britain now prefers proletarian and feminine vices.

Tuesday, 2 February 2010

How Sharia law can help the England Team

Many hands are being wrung over the adulterous relationship between married father of two England Football Captain John Terry and the ex-girlfriend of his team mate Wayne Bridge, Vanessa Perroncel.

YUSUFALI: The woman and the man guilty of adultery or fornication,- flog each of them with a hundred stripes: Let not compassion move you in their case, in a matter prescribed by Allah, if ye believe in Allah and the Last Day: and let a party of the Believers witness their punishment.
PICKTHAL: The adulterer and the adulteress, scourge ye each one of them (with) a hundred stripes. And let not pity for the twain withhold you from obedience to Allah, if ye believe in Allah and the Last Day. And let a party of believers witness their punishment.
SHAKIR: (As for) the fornicatress and the fornicator, flog each of them, (giving) a hundred stripes, and let not pity for them detain you in the matter of obedience to Allah, if you believe in Allah and the last day, and let a party of believers witness their chastisement.

Give them a hundred lashes each, and we can all move on!